Imay the Beloved Princess

My Weirdest Skills…

Ok, I just finished my resume few hours ago. You might be wondering where I will use it. Pwede na rin sa future part-time jobs, pero ang priority is for recommendation purposes for schooling. Actually, I never had experienced having a job (except for school jobs) but I’ve got a lot to say in my resume like my honors and awards, experiences, affiliations and skills.

Speaking of skills… ayun, umandar na naman ang pagka-weirdo ko. I just want to share some of my weirdest skills that you may or may not know. But you bet, today will be your first time to read this. Ok, try ko lang isipin kung ano yung mga “Special talents and skills” ko na may pagka-weirdo.. and pati yung mga gusto kong matutunang skills.. na weirdo rin
Pero bago ang lahat, share ko muna yung latest skill na natutunan ko:

Technical Skill: Good knowledge in photo editing, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) and designs.

Oh, di’ba, parang college course lang? Well, na-figure out ko lang at sadyang naalala lamang ang aking Advanced Computer Operations Subject.

Heto na ang aking mga Weird Skills (gagawin ko na ring ala college course style)

• Fish Cleaning extended to deboning… specialties are bangus and tilapia; no bursting of gall bladder (because it’s mapait if pumutok!)
• Children Nursing… expert in pagpapatulog ng bata.
• Dogs’ and Cats’ Fleece Removing..  Favorite pet, Demari, because of her grape-looked fleece.. easy to pluck! (yuck, I know this is gross! but I do sanitize myself after wards).. sorry, honest lang! :p but promise I won’t do it na.
• Gardening.. grass removing system without using any instruments or gloves… I can sit around tall grasses and make bunot those sharp-edged thingies even up to an hour.
• Mono block chairs and tables cleaning.. bring me your dirtiest mono block chairs and tables.. even if they’re full of black tartars, I can remove them with the help of my kitchen knife.. hahha!
• Pet Management and Hospitality.. ok, feel at home ang mga pets namin. Si Miming, may fish lamang-loob soup.. si Doggie, may grilled pero-pinapak-na-muna chicken bones .
• Expertise in Tutubing-Karayom Catching.. 1 second lang, huli na yang “needle dragonfly” na yan! hahaha! :p
• Pests Killing Major in House flies, minor in Cockroaches… gadabundok ang deadbol na langaw sa lamesa kapag ako na ang bumira! At ang ipis, derecho sa basura after being stucked in the tsinelas!

Aren’t they gross? And weird.. matatawag bang skills yan? hehhehe.. and ang weird skill na gusto kong matuunan is how can a lamok be caught and killed using my hands whenever it touches my beautiful skin.. di kasi ako marunong pumatay ng lamok.. wala lang! hehehe :p